Wednesday, April 30, 2008
The Erection Game
Friday, December 21, 2007
I'm getting my presents for everyone.
Look there for your name!
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Labels: Holiday, Humor, Jim's Life
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Male Depression
Here is some very sound advice for those men who are contemplating committing suicide:
"Treatment and self-care for male depression
"If you ... [are] considering suicide, seek help immediately from your doctor, the nearest hospital emergency room or emergency services (911). "
Sure, like I'm going to call 911 right away. Well maybe I will do the auto dialer and then pull the trigger. It would be nice if those guys found me and took me away rather than someone dear.
In fact, maybe this is a good idea after all!
How about driving to the ER? Well, start out, then pull in front of a Mack. Or don't hurt somebody else, just drive off a tall bridge. That for sure will rate a trip to the morgue and save the emergency stuff for someone who is really sick.
My doctor? Well, his secretary makes appointments for him 9-4. Period. So if you are going to do this doctor calling stuff, wait until 9-4 M-F (he may be off Thursdays, mine is). I don't think this works, nighttime is much better for doing yourself in.
So with a few of my modifications, these words from the Mayo Clinic might be helpful. That is, if you want to end it for sure.
taken from MayoClinic.com (there is more stuff there, including the symptoms)
Labels: Health, Humor, Jim's Life
Sunday, August 05, 2007
A Runza Classic -- Jim's View
A dilemma of sorts
We are headed to the Midwest and expect to be in Center Point, Iowa, this Friday. That is 16 miles northwest of Cedar Rapids.
That isn't the dilemma. Our situation coming up this time is that we won't be able to get Runzas on the way. There is one Runza Hut at Lawrence, Kansas. That is six hours from Center Point. We may hang around there until it opens as Lawrence is on I-35 before Kansas City.
The 1st Runza® Drive Inn opened in Lincoln, Nebraska, in about 1949. [Founded by Sally Everett and her brother, Alex Brening.] During the first three of the eleven years that I was a college dropout I got to know Lincoln pretty good. I discovered the Runza Hut near Pioneer Park in the early fifties. It was one of those little drive-up, not drive-in, restaurants with a window in front for to go orders. Or a person could go inside to eat. There were some picnic benches for eating the to go orders outside. We got ours to go, I ate inside only once, on a rainy day.
My favorite is the Runza, or Runza sandwich as they are now called. According to the menu, "Runza® Sandwiches are made by hand and baked fresh, everyday. A Runza® Sandwich is a delicious blend of fresh ground beef, onions and special spices all baked inside homemade bread." Mrs. Jim has a recipe Mom gave her for these from the Omaha World Herald , it uses some cooked cabbage. I had always thought the store model did too until I just read this menu.
On the way home, we will load up with Runzas for the all the kids in the Houston area. They only eat Runzas when I go to a Runza Restaurant and bring some back. I have never had enough Runzas to allow me to try their hamburgers or other. Their fries are good, we have had clam chowder and it was really good. But always a Runza also.
Of course they give a senior discount of ten percent. Be sure to ask. The place in Wahoo, Nebraska, won't give their discount for take-outs. Go to Blair, Nebraska, if you can. They are also located in many other Nebraska towns, with a lot being in Omaha and Lincoln.
I consider Runzas to be the Nebraska State Food.
Do you have a Runza story?
Labels: Eating, Food, Jim's Life, Places, Travel
Sunday, February 19, 2006
About Me
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Retired -- San Jacinto College professor
Retired -- Ford Aerospace (Aerospace Engineer)
Attorney
past Treasurer of Montgomery Pet Partners, Inc.
Army
Mustangs
Early Ford V-8
Cars in general (list of cars I've owned)
ham radio
golf
blog
beagle therapy dog(Adi) (Adi Meme)(Adi Died September 17, 2012)(links to blogs with Adi Can)
Sunday school teacher
Married
Five children
Travel (all 50 states and a lot of Europe, Canada, and Central America)Mason
hobbies (39 each)
dominoes
eating
Labels: Adi, Jim's Life, Jim's meme
