Tuesday, March 07, 2006
My poor friend
...........sent me this
My wife left me...
I don't understand.
After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, so I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up. But I noticed the other day she went grocery shopping, and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup, I said, "Wait a minute! I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back.
(I cleaned up yesterday's post a little. Daughter objected and really that wasn't me so I fixed it more like the real me.)