Friday, May 12, 2006
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Date: Thu 11 May 21:57:32 CDT 2006
From: Don ...
Subject: [Fwd: Fw: Ah, To Be 6 Again]
To: [the world]
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Date: Thu, 11 May 2006 14:03:31 -0500
To: don ...
Subject: Fw: Ah, To Be 6 Again
Date: Thu, 11 May 2006 13:13:26 +0000
Subject: Ah, To Be 6 Again
> > A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
> > observing
> > his wife
> > turning back
> > and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
> > Since her birthday was not far off, he asked
> > what
> > she'd like to have for
> > her Birthday.
> > I'd like to be six again, she replied, still
> > looking
> > in the mirror.
> > On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,
> > made
> > her a nice big bowl
> > of
> > Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags
> > theme park. What a day !
> > He put her on every ride in the park; the Death
> > Slide,
> > the Wall of Fear, the
> > Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything
> > there was. Five hours
> > Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her
> > head was reeling and her
> > stomach
> > felt upside down.
> > He then took her to a McDonald's where
> > he
> > ordered
> > her a Happy Meal with
> > extra fries and a chocolate shake.
> > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
> > and
> > her favorite candy,
> > M&M's. What a fabulous adventure !
> > Finally she
> > wobbled home with her
> > husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
> > He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
> > lovingly asked, Well
> > Dear,
> > what
> > was it like being six again ??
> > Her eyes slowly opened and her __expression
> > suddenly
> > changed.
> > I meant my Dress Size, dumbbell!!
> > The moral of the story: Even when a man is
> > listening, he is going to get it
> > wrong.
> > SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH..... AND TO
> > MEN
> > YOU THINK CAN HANDLE
> > IT.....