Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Date: Fri 23 Jun 23:15:03 CDT 2006
From: Cousin in Tekamah, NE
Subject: Fw: Virus Alert??
To: [a bunch of people]
Subject: Virus Alert
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any or your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar.
Purchase the antidote, known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.You should forward this warning to 5 friends.
If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.