Monday, June 12, 2006
You Are Coke
I like Diet Coke the best
A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer.
Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party.
Your best soda match: Mountain Dew
Stay away from:Dr Pepper
Another e-mail joke
Subject: Men will never be able to outsmart women
One More and I am out more jokes:
An old man and woman were married for many years, eventhough they hated each other. When they had aconfrontation, screaming and yelling could be hearddeep into the night The old man would shout,"When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the graveand come back and haunt you for the rest of yourlife!"
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced blackmagic, because of the many strange occurrences thattook place in their neighborhood.The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
Toeveryone's relief, he died of a heart attack when hewas 68. His wife had a closed casket at the wake.
After the burial, she went straight to the local barand began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked,"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dighis way up and out of the grave and come back to hauntyou for the rest of your life?
"The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. Ihad him buried upside down......."