Monday, November 23, 2009

Bentwater’s Thanksgiving Brunch menu

Bentwater’s Thanksgiving Brunch menu is a creation that requires good taste, expert culinary knowledge, and a passion for the finest ingredients available. Chef David is a master at all of these. He fine-tuned every dish that will make this year a Thanksgiving feast to remember.

Celebrating Thanksgiving at your club is a perfect way to sit back and enjoy the day without worrying about what to serve or who does the dishes. We invite you and your family to savor the flavors on November 26 at the Bentwater Country Club.

Thanksgiving Brunch Menu
Seating Begins at 11:00 a.m.

Soup

Puree of Pumpkin Soup

Cold Buffet

Traditional Ambrosia Salad

Cucumber Salad with Red Onions & Feta

Tossed Garden Salad With assorted Dressings

Sliced Fresh Fruit Presentation
With poppy seed sauce

Shrimp Slide Ice Carving
Smoked Salmon & Shrimp Cocktail Display
With All the Traditional Sauces, Condiments & Toast Points

Hot Buffet

Chef Carved Honey Glazed Country Ham
Apple-Mango Chutney, Course Grain Mustard

Slow Roasted Thanksgiving Turkey
Giblet Gravy and Homemade Cranberry Sauce

New England Style Oyster Stuffing

Grandma Dearstyne’s Sausage Stuffing

Glazed Sweet Potatoes

Smashed Yukon Gold Potatoes

With Roasted Garlic, Sour Cream, and Chives

Southern Succotash

Vegetable Medley

Green Bean Casserole
Fried Onions

Assorted Rolls and Fresh Baked Breads

Dessert
Traditional Pumpkin Pie
Boston Cream Pie
Pecan & Bourbon Pie
Cherry Cobbler

Children’s Menu
Chicken Fingers
Macaroni & Cheese
Glazed Baby Carrots


Saturday, November 14, 2009

Sarah Palin's new book

FACT CHECK: Palin's book goes rogue on some facts

By CALVIN WOODWARD Associated Press Writer The Associated Press
Saturday, November 14, 2009 1:57 AM EST (link)


"WASHINGTON (AP) — reprises familiar claims from the 2008 presidential campaign that haven't become any truer over time.
Ignoring substantial parts of her record if not the facts, she depicts herself as a frugal traveler on the taxpayer's dime, a reformer without ties to powerful interests and a politician roguishly indifferent to high ambition.

Palin goes adrift, at times, on more contemporary issues, too. She criticizes President Barack Obama for pushing through a bailout package that actually was achieved by his Republican predecessor George W. Bush — a package she seemed to support at the time.

A look at some of her statements in 'Going Rogue,' obtained by The Associated Press in advance of its release Tuesday:"

Check the link to finish the article or borrow the book for your own interpretation. I wouldn't buy it myself.

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Monday, July 27, 2009

Another meme -- Jim's Sunday Stealing, from last week's list -- 001

I pulled this post (modified it greatly) from it's original posting on Jim's Little Blog of Sunday, July 26, 2009. (link) To preserve the original meme in full I have copied it over here to this blog. After all I did work hard on the meme and it should (??) be preserved.

I ask for your indulgence my care and feeding of my blogs.


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"We" ripped this meme off a blogger known as Arnab Chakreborty from the blog The Heretic. He does not say where he got it from. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Heretic Meme

(Note: a few are missing as I didn't care for the questions.)

2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
The cafeteria at the Houston Methodist Hospital in the Houston Medical Center.

3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
A third of a glass of red wine.

4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
Don't know what this is talking about! It might be something scary??

5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
All of the above, cars, blogging, and golf too!

6. Best kind of pizza?
Any kind from Joe's Pizza and Pasta of Conroe, Texas.

7. What is in store for your future?
More of this very enjoyable retirement. Of course I am pretty old, someday, well ...

8. Who was the last band you saw live?
Lyle Lovett (link)

9. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
Of course, Mrs. Jim and the dogs. I help with others.

10. How many songs are on your iPod?
I don't have an iPod.

11. Where is the last place you drove to?
A bank in The Woodlands, Texas.

12. Where did your last kiss take place?
In The Woodlands when I kissed Mrs. Jim goodbye. She stayed overnight to help and play with Baby KP.

13. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
Watching Jeopardy on TV.

14. Are you a quitter?
Only when I get too tired and have to go to bed.

15. Who was the last person you had in your house?
Mrs. Jim let the man who mows our lawn in for a Coke while she wrote him a check.

15. What do you think about people who party a lot?
Whoop-Ee-Do!

17. What was the last CD you purchased?
Willie Nelson.

18. What are two bands or singers that you will always love?
Just heard Judy Collins last night on Letterman singing 'Some Day Soon.'

19. Which of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
I forgot what most of them are. I try to avoid gluttony.

20. How is your last ex doing?
As far as I know she is retired and living well forever after.

Thanks to Judd of his
Sunday Stealing blog. You can get his prompts there if you want to do it or read others from his list.

I will be using the week's before list, when I do this, because I don't have time on Sundays to be writing on this blog for the current one. My other blog takes all the spare Sunday time I have tending my little poem on my One Single Impression posting. (
link)

Credit also to Hootin' Anni of Corpus Christi. She got me going. (
link)(or her blog on Sundays, not all come up on the link)

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Saturday, May 30, 2009

End your e-mail problems!

I am passing this little gem along, you may wish to use these folks.

I DO NOT RECOMMEND THEM AT ALL. THIS IS PROBABLY A HOAX I GOT OR PHISHING.


Got this e-mail today:

Date: Sat May 30 10:30:07 CDT 2009
From: "Email Service"
Subject: Message Alert To: Undisclosed recipients: ;
E-mail Services

Dear Valued Customer,

We have just updated our E-mail SSL Server. This E-mail has been put on a Secure server. Kindly click on the " View My E-mail " link stated below in order to read it:


Read My E-mail

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Friday, April 03, 2009

I'm sharing this for your benefit too -- my lottery winnings

Since I am one of the "Undisclosed-recipeients" I am just putting this on for anyone and everyone to share in my winnings. Just say "Jim sent you" or claim to be one of these "Undisclosed-recipeients."

Here's what I got:

Good News!!!Friday, April 3, 2009 5:21 AM
From: "Canadian Lottery Promotions" Add sender to ContactsTo: undisclosed-recipientsYour e-mail address has made, you a winner of 2,500,000GBP in the Canadian
Lottery Promotion.

Contact our (BRITISH AGENT) for more details.
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Name: Mr. Castle Trevor Allan
E-mail:trevorallan24@gala.neta (I added the "a" to foil

the robot e-mail spammers)
Tel:+447031979972
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Thank you.

Mrs. Patricia atkins (Lotto Co-ordinator)


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This message was sent using IMP, the Internet Messaging Program.


Enjoy. I do like the IMP, have you tried it?

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Friday, December 12, 2008

i & k

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Curtain Call

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These curtains did reach the ground but I wanted closer up pictures.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Single Black Female

Got this e-mail this morning! From a friend, I thought he had gone WHACKY!

Fwd: Single Black Female
Wednesday, November 26, 2008 10:37 PM
From:
To: A Bunch
Forwarded Message: Single Black Female
Message contains attachments


This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
It is reported t
o have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy. I'll be waiting....

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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Foolish Courage, a poem

This poem was originally written for the week of November 16, 2008 (link) as fulfillment of One Single Impression prompt word, courage. I decided I did not like this poem posted there and did not wish it to be discarded or put into draft so I threw it over here.

A new poem on the prompt (courage) awaits on JIM'S LITTLE PHOTO SHOP for another problem poem on courage.




Foolish Courage
Saved
The End
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now this is what they say
'it takes courage' you've heard
it'll work every day

dangerous chances nay nay
just a little courage
will go a long long way

no simple one has sinned
you watch I'll take my chance
foolishness to the wind

you loathsome devil you
o' strong disastrous son
kill my mom not her due

down I'll step right away
the ledge invites me so
die alone 'nother day

Copyright © 2008 Jimmiehov. All Rights Reserved

Thursday, October 02, 2008

P...E...T...A...turns bad!

Media Center > News Releases

The Breast Is Best! PETA Asks Ben & Jerry's to Dump Dairy and Go With Human Milk Instead


For Immediate Release:
September 23, 2008

Contact:
Ashley Byrne 757-622-7382

Burlington, Vt. - This morning, PETA dispatched a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of ice cream icon Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace the cow's milk in their products with human breast milk. PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves. PETA points out to Cohen and Greenfield that such a move on their part would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health at the same time.

"The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "Everyone knows that 'the breast is best,' so Ben & Jerry's could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk."

For more information, please visit PETA's Web site Blog.PETA.org or click here.

PETA's letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield follows.

September 23, 2008

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, Cofounders
Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc.

Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,

On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's. Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers--and cows--would reap the benefits.

Using cow's milk for your ice cream is a hazard to your customer's health. Dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer. The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America's leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease--America's number one cause of death.

Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months. After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.

And of course, the veal industry could not survive without the dairy industry. Because male calves can't produce milk, dairy farmers take them from their mothers immediately after birth and sell them to veal farms, where they endure 14 to17 weeks of torment chained inside a crate so small that they can't even turn around.

The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Tracy Reiman
Executive Vice President

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Thursday, September 04, 2008



Don't stray, keep your defenses up (link to my poem)

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Saturday, July 26, 2008

Adi Can . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . meet new friends

A poodle named Katrine

See how this meeting went:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ibP2TEW7Q at Jim 1 YouTube

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Monday, May 05, 2008

GOLFING BOOKS
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BETTER GOLF: HOW TO HELP YOUR GAME--SAGE ADVICE FROM AN OLD TIMER
(Rescued from Jim's Little Blog of 1/06/2006) . Visit Internet Clipart for great graphics

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I have just finished my new Christmas present book on golf that purports to give the reader valuable playing tips and insider information.
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Here is some more that I have gained through years of personal experience. I'm writing my own book, Better Golf: How to Help Your Game--Sage Advice From and Old Timer. Please note, this is my book, copyright and all. *
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Table of Contents:
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9am
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn‘t Care That You Birdied the 5th
Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee
Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 16 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game
Chapter 18 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender

I am writing Chapter 16 first. I really like my retreiver. I got a birdie with it once. We were playing a par four that had to go over the water. My ball got over the water but was stuck on a ledge that was supposed to be a waterfall.

The ball was reachable with my retreiver. With one motion I picked up the ball and three it like a javelin towards the green. You could see I was upset about all that.

My trusty retreiver landed twenty feet from the green on its 'shaft end.' The ball released, flew to green, and went in the hole. My brother-in-law, Jim, earlier had called it a club so nobody argued when I claimed the birdie score.

* Ideas cannot be copyrighted. But written material can. That's why I can claim the above. I think that goes for everything on this blog that I haven't given credit to others. But I should have a disclaimer in my profile like I've seen on some.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Erection Game


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The Menu: Gourmet dining

Our menu (1st post) (2nd post) was not pound adding. This morning I weighed the least I have weighed in several years. I could lose more though.
It was a nice meal, with more wine than I was drinking. I did like the desert wine, it sparkled like Champagne.

Mrs. Jim is on the menu planning committee, forty-four subdivision couples eat three different dinners all using the same menu three times a year.
This is the second meal of the year, the planning committe of four ladies plus husbands have to 'test' and fine tune the recipes and serving sizes.

She has the recipes for each item:

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GOURMET DINNER
MAY-JULY, 2008
Tapenade and Goat-Cheese Canapes

Cream of Fresh Pea Soup

Crab Cakes, Mango and Avocado Salad

Deluxe Tenderloin of Beef with Red Wine Sauce

With

Gnocchi Diamonds of Hominy Grits and Gruyere Cheese

And

Florentine Tomatoes with Pine Nut Gremolata

Danish Apple Cake
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Assignments:
Hostess: Beef Tenderloin
Purchase wines
Appetizer
Person 1: Soup and Gnocchi
Person 2: Salad and Florentine Tomatoes
Person 3: Dessert

Bon Appétit,
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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Don't ask your husband too many questions

I found this oldie on Merle's blog today:

A woman wakes during the night to find that her husband
was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs
to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table
with a cup of coffe in front of him. He appears deep in thought,
just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from
his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear ?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night ?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we
were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring
and sensitive. "Yes , I do," she replies

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you
remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my
car making love ?"

"Yes, I remember," says his wife, lowering herself into a chair
beside him. The husband continues . . . . . .

"Do you remember when he shoved a shot- gun in my face and
said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
jail for 20 years ?"

"I remember that too," she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have
got out today."

That is the joke, I won't go any farther, you can if you wish/dare.

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Friday, April 04, 2008

Busted and grounded, this ARF truck + A witches moon

Originally in posted on JIM'S LITTLE BLOG Thursday, October 25, 2007




This ARF truck and its driver are in trouble. The DPS, Department of Public Safety, had their black and white over there going all over the poor ARF truck.

I saw it and the officers in the driveway next to where I get the oil changed in Mrs. Jim's car. When I came out, the truck was still in the driveway, headed out, but abandoned. I guess it will get towed away soon.

For the longest time I couldn't figure our what my sister was calling these ARF trucks.

Well, it turned out it was ABF, not ARF. She just couldn't read it correctly. These ARF trucks are all over the road here.

When my sister discovered her mistake she decided to still keep on calling them ARF trucks.

She did find a friendly driver who gave her a nice ARF ABF hat.



Full Texas harvest moon here is setting over the neighbor's home. We have five more days, I wonder how much of this moon will be left on the witches' big day to give ample light for them to fly around?

Witches mostly only fly around at Halloween time. They love to silhouette themselves on the face of the moon!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Adi Can . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Practice "Seek and ye shall find"

From JIM'S LITTLE BLOG, Sunday, January 13, 2008:

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Matthew 7:7 (King James Version).
Entire Sermon on the Mountain is below. [Note 1]
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We know now why Adi and those of her beagle breed run with their noses to the ground! Or we might think we do.

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Good things come to those who seek [Jim's paraphrase].
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This is more like it! A little fun, just rolling in the sand (trap). We almost got caught by a greens keeper (this sand trap was next to the green for hole # seven).

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This looks like more rest. Actually we were home, just across the street. We had come a hundred yards down the hill from the sand trap towards our house.

We couldn't go home because the green keeper might see us and figure out where we live, then who we were. We had skedaddled (definition of skedaddle) before he got to the green. So now Adi didn't want us to be in trouble after the close call with trouble.


Note 1:
Matthew 5, 6, and 7, The Sermon on the Mountain.(
link)
Matthew 5 - The Beatitudes
1Now when he saw the crowds, he went up on a mountainside and sat down. His disciples came to him, 2and he began to teach them saying:
3"Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
4Blessed are those who mourn,
for they will be comforted.
5Blessed are the meek,
for they will inherit the earth.
6Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they will be filled.
7Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.
8Blessed are the pure in heart,
for they will see God.
9Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called sons of God.
10Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11"Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 12Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.

Salt and Light
13"You are the salt of the earth. But if the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled by men.
14"You are the light of the world. A city on a hill cannot be hidden. 15Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house. 16In the same way, let your light shine before men, that they may see your good deeds and praise your Father in heaven.

The Fulfillment of the Law
17"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. 19Anyone who breaks one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do the same will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 20For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven.
Murder
21"You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, 'Do not murder,[a] and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.' 22But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother[b]will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, 'Raca,[c]' is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell.
23"Therefore, if you are offering your gift at the altar and there remember that your brother has something against you, 24leave your gift there in front of the altar. First go and be reconciled to your brother; then come and offer your gift.

25"Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to the judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. 26I tell you the truth, you will not get out until you have paid the last penny.[d]

Adultery
27"You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.'[e] 28But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.
Divorce
31"It has been said, 'Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.'[f] 32But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for marital unfaithfulness, causes her to become an adulteress, and anyone who marries the divorced woman commits adultery.
Oaths
33"Again, you have heard that it was said to the people long ago, 'Do not break your oath, but keep the oaths you have made to the Lord.' 34But I tell you, Do not swear at all: either by heaven, for it is God's throne; 35or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. 36And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. 37Simply let your 'Yes' be 'Yes,' and your 'No,' 'No'; anything beyond this comes from the evil one.
An Eye for an Eye
38"You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.'[g] 39But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. 40And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. 41If someone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. 42Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.
Love for Enemies
43"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor[h] and hate your enemy.' 44But I tell you: Love your enemies[i] and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
Matthew 6
Giving to the Needy
1"Be careful not to do your 'acts of righteousness' before men, to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.
2"So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. 3But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, 4so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

Prayer
5"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. 6But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.
9"This, then, is how you should pray:
" 'Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
10your kingdom come,
your will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
11Give us today our daily bread.
12Forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
13And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from the evil one.[j]' 14For if you forgive men when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. 15But if you do not forgive men their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.

Fasting
16"When you fast, do not look somber as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show men they are fasting. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. 17But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, 18so that it will not be obvious to men that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
Treasures in Heaven
19"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.
22"The eye is the lamp of the body. If your eyes are good, your whole body will be full of light. 23But if your eyes are bad, your whole body will be full of darkness. If then the light within you is darkness, how great is that darkness!

24"No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money.

Do Not Worry
25"Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more important than food, and the body more important than clothes? 26Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? 27Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life[k]?
28"And why do you worry about clothes? See how the lilies of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. 29Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these. 30If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you, O you of little faith? 31So do not worry, saying, 'What shall we eat?' or 'What shall we drink?' or 'What shall we wear?' 32For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. 33But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. 34Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.

Matthew 7
Judging Others
1"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
3"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.

6"Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and then turn and tear you to pieces.

Ask, Seek, Knock
7"Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. 8For everyone who asks receives; he who seeks finds; and to him who knocks, the door will be opened.
9"Which of you, if his son asks for bread, will give him a stone? 10Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a snake? 11If you, then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give good gifts to those who ask him! 12So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets.

The Narrow and Wide Gates
13"Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. 14But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.
A Tree and Its Fruit
15"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. 16By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22Many will say to me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?' 23Then I will tell them plainly, 'I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!'

The Wise and Foolish Builders
24"Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock. 25The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house; yet it did not fall, because it had its foundation on the rock. 26But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand. 27The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell with a great crash."
28When Jesus had finished saying these things, the crowds were amazed at his teaching, 29because he taught as one who had authority, and not as their teachers of the law.


Note 2:
Psalm 132:14
This is my rest for ever: here will I dwell; for I have desired it.

Note 3:
These pictures were taken when Adi and had our walk for the week, last Friday.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Merry Christmas You All!

I'm getting my presents for everyone.
Look there for your name!





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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Male Depression

It sounds depressing just hearing those words, doesn't it?

Here is some very sound advice for those men who are contemplating committing suicide:

"Treatment and self-care for male depression
"If you ... [are] considering suicide, seek help immediately from your doctor, the nearest hospital emergency room or emergency services (911). "

Sure, like I'm going to call 911 right away. Well maybe I will do the auto dialer and then pull the trigger. It would be nice if those guys found me and took me away rather than someone dear.

In fact, maybe this is a good idea after all!

How about driving to the ER? Well, start out, then pull in front of a Mack. Or don't hurt somebody else, just drive off a tall bridge. That for sure will rate a trip to the morgue and save the emergency stuff for someone who is really sick.

My doctor? Well, his secretary makes appointments for him 9-4. Period. So if you are going to do this doctor calling stuff, wait until 9-4 M-F (he may be off Thursdays, mine is). I don't think this works, nighttime is much better for doing yourself in.

So with a few of my modifications, these words from the Mayo Clinic might be helpful. That is, if you want to end it for sure.
taken from
MayoClinic.com (there is more stuff there, including the symptoms)

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