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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

My poor friend

My poor friend
...........sent me this

My wife left me...

I don't understand.

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, so I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up. But I noticed the other day she went grocery shopping, and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup, I said, "Wait a minute! I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back.

(I cleaned up yesterday's post a little. Daughter objected and really that wasn't me so I fixed it more like the real me.)

# posted by Jim : 3/07/2006 07:57:00 AM