Saturday, May 29, 2010

Help wanted -- Employment Opportunities -- Fake?

Got another e-mail today (I think it is a fake or spam or phishing):

Date: Sat May 29 07:55:14 CDT 2010
From: "Thomas G. Boren" [Add To Address Book]
Subject: Re: Employment Opportunities


Re: Employment Opportunities

Southern Electric Company
125 Goshawks Rd
Chesterton, Essex CO2 9JT, UK
Registered in Scotland No.117110
VAT No-Go 5532 7696 03
Phone: +447045731647
Email:recruit_officer@sify.com

A new job opening in your area, its a work from home/office position and you are not required to pay any registration fee or pay for any application form before you get employed.

Our Company seeks the service of a payment processor who would act as a medium of reaching our customers. If you choose to work with us, you do not need to quit your present job, or have problems with your employers as this is on a part time basis

THIS IS WHAT IT ENTAILS:
1. Get/receive payment from clients/Customers.
2. Process Payments at your Bank.
3. Deduct 10% which is your commission/Payment on check cashed.
4. Forward the remaining 90% to the information that will be provided later on.

Kindly provide us with your basic personal info such as:
Full Name:
Contact Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Country:
Phone Number:

Fill the above application so as to qualify you for the position.

Thomas S Boren.


If you get an e-mail using sify.com it may be Spam or worse.

Sify.com is a free hosting company. I Googled and got this informative site: http://www.419scam.org/419companies.htm#r

Here are the "R's." Please note that this recuritment offer is not listed:

RAINBOW NET LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMM.
RANDSTAD SECURITIES & VAULTS
RAYMOND CROSSROAD, AMSTERDAM (MR REINHARD WOOD, Pieter Han) Rdscourier
REAL LOTTERY INC
REALTY PROCESSING AGENCY (ANTHONY KLUIVERT / MARIA VENE)
REGIONAL FINANCE INTL. AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS.
REWARD INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY NETHERLANDS (Paul Wilkins)
Ricoh Security Agencies S.L
Rivers State Government International Lottery Program (George K. Alade, Susan Edafe)
Rolls-Royce Heritage Trust Charity Foundation
ROVAK FINANCE & SECURITIES COMPANY BV (Mr.Van Maroney)
ROYAL-BAY SECURITY
Royal Financial & Securities Services (MR.Trevor Baker, ROSEMARY WOODBRIDGE.)
ROYAL GAMES LOTTERY (Steve Henman / Martin Gardner)
ROYAL MAJESTIC BV
ROYAL GLOBE SWEEPSTAKES (Mr. Jim Don, Mrs. Hilary Berkamp)
Royal International Lottery Promotion
ROYAL NETHERLANDS SWEEPSTAKES BV (Caroline Hesnik)
ROYAL SPANISH SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY (Raul John)
ROYAL STRIDE PROMO LOTTERY, ENGLAND (Mrs janet tiller / MR JACK FREEMAN)


Perhaps Mr. Boren (recruit_officer@sify.com) will be on this list soon. At least he didn't ask for my SSN. Yet.

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Friday, February 19, 2010

Got this e-mail, now ...

I am hurrying over to the FedEx office here right now. My e-mail giving instructions said what to do and I have complied. I have my laptop with me as they need a couple more references for me.

So if you could be my reference, please send me your full legal name, date and place of birth, your mother's maiden name, and a couple of your account numbers. They did ask for the Social Security numbers as well so if you feel comfortable with that you can send it too.

I don't know much else, I just need to hurry. They said they would contact someone else very soon if I had troubles helping with this case.





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Here is the e-mail I got:

Date: Thu Feb 18 19:57:01 CST 2010
From: "C.E.O DONALD WITLOT"
Subject: DESK OF DR.LINDA WILLIAMS



FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) SENIOR DEPARTMENT DESK OF DR.LINDA WILLIAMS

ATTN:

Sorry for the late reply i was very busy all this with some investigation update i need to send to our department in Florida.

I want to use this means to let you know that our Internet department are doing there best to make sure they get all internet fraud organisation and get them arrested.

Remember my advice to you is very important to this transaction and you need to stick to my instruction ok.

there is a MasterCard ATM CARD which contain $20 Million usd and this include interest rate up till date and it was in your name and information and your daily limit withdraw is $10,000 once you start to use it in any bank ATM SYSTEM.

You need to contact the FEDEX NEXT DAY EXPRESS DELIVERY AGENT WHO HIS IN CHARGE OF YOUR PACKAGE AND BELOW IS THE INFORMATION YOU WILL NEED TO CONTACT HIM VIA EMAIL.

FEDEX INTERNATION DELIVERY DEPARTMENT
ADDRESS: 10/15 AIRPORT ROAD
LAGOS,NIGERIA
NAME: EMMANUEL JOHNSON
EMAIL: EMMAJOHNSIDE@AIRPOST.NET

ONCE YOU CONTACT HIM TELL HIM THAT YOU WANT YOUR PACKAGE WHICH CONTAIN THE MASTERCARD ATM CARD $20 MILLION USD AND YOU SHOULD ALSO LET HIM KNOW THAT DR. LINDA FROM FBI INSTRUCTED YOU TO CONTACT HIM OK.

ONCE THIS IS DONE MAKE SURE YOU KEEP ME UPDATE.

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.

REMEMBER STOP CONTACT WITH THOSE INTERNET FRAUD GROUP OK AND MAKE SURE ONCE YOU RECIEVE ANY STRANGE EMAIL FROM THEM FORWARD IT TO ME SO OUR INTERNET DEPARTMENT CAN MAKE AN INVESTIGATION AND GET THEM ARRESTED OK.

AWAIT YOUR REPLY

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.

Dr.Linda Williams
SENIOR OFFICE DEPARTMENT
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
J. Edgar Hoover Building 935
Pennsylvania Avenue,NW Washington,
D.C.20535-0001, USA

.

It bothers me a bit that the FedEx has moved into this tent. If any of yours has done that you might let me know. I suppose it's okay.

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Monday, July 27, 2009

Another meme -- Jim's Sunday Stealing, from last week's list -- 001

I pulled this post (modified it greatly) from it's original posting on Jim's Little Blog of Sunday, July 26, 2009. (link) To preserve the original meme in full I have copied it over here to this blog. After all I did work hard on the meme and it should (??) be preserved.

I ask for your indulgence my care and feeding of my blogs.


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"We" ripped this meme off a blogger known as Arnab Chakreborty from the blog The Heretic. He does not say where he got it from. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Heretic Meme

(Note: a few are missing as I didn't care for the questions.)

2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
The cafeteria at the Houston Methodist Hospital in the Houston Medical Center.

3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
A third of a glass of red wine.

4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
Don't know what this is talking about! It might be something scary??

5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
All of the above, cars, blogging, and golf too!

6. Best kind of pizza?
Any kind from Joe's Pizza and Pasta of Conroe, Texas.

7. What is in store for your future?
More of this very enjoyable retirement. Of course I am pretty old, someday, well ...

8. Who was the last band you saw live?
Lyle Lovett (link)

9. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
Of course, Mrs. Jim and the dogs. I help with others.

10. How many songs are on your iPod?
I don't have an iPod.

11. Where is the last place you drove to?
A bank in The Woodlands, Texas.

12. Where did your last kiss take place?
In The Woodlands when I kissed Mrs. Jim goodbye. She stayed overnight to help and play with Baby KP.

13. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
Watching Jeopardy on TV.

14. Are you a quitter?
Only when I get too tired and have to go to bed.

15. Who was the last person you had in your house?
Mrs. Jim let the man who mows our lawn in for a Coke while she wrote him a check.

15. What do you think about people who party a lot?
Whoop-Ee-Do!

17. What was the last CD you purchased?
Willie Nelson.

18. What are two bands or singers that you will always love?
Just heard Judy Collins last night on Letterman singing 'Some Day Soon.'

19. Which of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
I forgot what most of them are. I try to avoid gluttony.

20. How is your last ex doing?
As far as I know she is retired and living well forever after.

Thanks to Judd of his
Sunday Stealing blog. You can get his prompts there if you want to do it or read others from his list.

I will be using the week's before list, when I do this, because I don't have time on Sundays to be writing on this blog for the current one. My other blog takes all the spare Sunday time I have tending my little poem on my One Single Impression posting. (
link)

Credit also to Hootin' Anni of Corpus Christi. She got me going. (
link)(or her blog on Sundays, not all come up on the link)

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Saturday, May 30, 2009

End your e-mail problems!

I am passing this little gem along, you may wish to use these folks.

I DO NOT RECOMMEND THEM AT ALL. THIS IS PROBABLY A HOAX I GOT OR PHISHING.


Got this e-mail today:

Date: Sat May 30 10:30:07 CDT 2009
From: "Email Service"
Subject: Message Alert To: Undisclosed recipients: ;
E-mail Services

Dear Valued Customer,

We have just updated our E-mail SSL Server. This E-mail has been put on a Secure server. Kindly click on the " View My E-mail " link stated below in order to read it:


Read My E-mail

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Friday, April 03, 2009

I'm sharing this for your benefit too -- my lottery winnings

Since I am one of the "Undisclosed-recipeients" I am just putting this on for anyone and everyone to share in my winnings. Just say "Jim sent you" or claim to be one of these "Undisclosed-recipeients."

Here's what I got:

Good News!!!Friday, April 3, 2009 5:21 AM
From: "Canadian Lottery Promotions" Add sender to ContactsTo: undisclosed-recipientsYour e-mail address has made, you a winner of 2,500,000GBP in the Canadian
Lottery Promotion.

Contact our (BRITISH AGENT) for more details.
==========================================
Name: Mr. Castle Trevor Allan
E-mail:trevorallan24@gala.neta (I added the "a" to foil

the robot e-mail spammers)
Tel:+447031979972
==========================================

Thank you.

Mrs. Patricia atkins (Lotto Co-ordinator)


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This message was sent using IMP, the Internet Messaging Program.


Enjoy. I do like the IMP, have you tried it?

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Thursday, November 27, 2008

Single Black Female

Got this e-mail this morning! From a friend, I thought he had gone WHACKY!

Fwd: Single Black Female
Wednesday, November 26, 2008 10:37 PM
From:
To: A Bunch
Forwarded Message: Single Black Female
Message contains attachments


This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
It is reported t
o have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy. I'll be waiting....

Please scroll down















Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society

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Thursday, October 02, 2008

P...E...T...A...turns bad!

Media Center > News Releases

The Breast Is Best! PETA Asks Ben & Jerry's to Dump Dairy and Go With Human Milk Instead


For Immediate Release:
September 23, 2008

Contact:
Ashley Byrne 757-622-7382

Burlington, Vt. - This morning, PETA dispatched a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of ice cream icon Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace the cow's milk in their products with human breast milk. PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves. PETA points out to Cohen and Greenfield that such a move on their part would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health at the same time.

"The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "Everyone knows that 'the breast is best,' so Ben & Jerry's could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk."

For more information, please visit PETA's Web site Blog.PETA.org or click here.

PETA's letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield follows.

September 23, 2008

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, Cofounders
Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc.

Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,

On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's. Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers--and cows--would reap the benefits.

Using cow's milk for your ice cream is a hazard to your customer's health. Dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer. The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America's leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease--America's number one cause of death.

Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months. After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.

And of course, the veal industry could not survive without the dairy industry. Because male calves can't produce milk, dairy farmers take them from their mothers immediately after birth and sell them to veal farms, where they endure 14 to17 weeks of torment chained inside a crate so small that they can't even turn around.

The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Tracy Reiman
Executive Vice President

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Saturday, July 26, 2008

Adi Can . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . meet new friends

A poodle named Katrin

See how this meeting went:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ibP2TEW7Q at Jim 1 YouTube

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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Don't ask your husband too many questions

I found this oldie on Merle's blog today:

A woman wakes during the night to find that her husband
was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs
to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table
with a cup of coffe in front of him. He appears deep in thought,
just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from
his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear ?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night ?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we
were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring
and sensitive. "Yes , I do," she replies

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you
remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my
car making love ?"

"Yes, I remember," says his wife, lowering herself into a chair
beside him. The husband continues . . . . . .

"Do you remember when he shoved a shot- gun in my face and
said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
jail for 20 years ?"

"I remember that too," she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have
got out today."

That is the joke, I won't go any farther, you can if you wish/dare.

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Friday, December 21, 2007

Merry Christmas You All!

I'm getting my presents for everyone.
Look there for your name!





Click the REFRESH button or F5 Function Key to see it again.

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Male Depression

It sounds depressing just hearing those words, doesn't it?

Here is some very sound advice for those men who are contemplating committing suicide:

"Treatment and self-care for male depression
"If you ... [are] considering suicide, seek help immediately from your doctor, the nearest hospital emergency room or emergency services (911). "

Sure, like I'm going to call 911 right away. Well maybe I will do the auto dialer and then pull the trigger. It would be nice if those guys found me and took me away rather than someone dear.

In fact, maybe this is a good idea after all!

How about driving to the ER? Well, start out, then pull in front of a Mack. Or don't hurt somebody else, just drive off a tall bridge. That for sure will rate a trip to the morgue and save the emergency stuff for someone who is really sick.

My doctor? Well, his secretary makes appointments for him 9-4. Period. So if you are going to do this doctor calling stuff, wait until 9-4 M-F (he may be off Thursdays, mine is). I don't think this works, nighttime is much better for doing yourself in.

So with a few of my modifications, these words from the Mayo Clinic might be helpful. That is, if you want to end it for sure.
taken from
MayoClinic.com (there is more stuff there, including the symptoms)

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Monday, August 20, 2007

Rush Limbaugh was corrected!

"Rush Hudson Limbaugh III (born January 12, 1951) is an American conservative radio talk show host and idotic political commentator. Born in Cape Girardeau, Missouri, he is a self-described conservative, who ..." *

[I can't bear to stand posting any more of that quote, I can't stand Limbaugh.]

Limbaugh is idotic, period.

* The above quote is from Wikipedia (link). It had been changed to say idiotic and now is back [corrected?] by the polorized editor who thinks Rush is a genius. He might be a genius in deception but that is all.

He is an not an ex-felon. Instead of having a record for illegal drug possession of OxyContin and hydrocodone, he paid his way out. To the tune of $400,000 to the prosecution team for dropping the charges and 18 months therapy, he saved his ...

Wikipedia did not mention his later detainment at the airport at Palm Beach International Airport after he returned on his private plane from a vacation in the Dominican Republic. He was under investigation for having prescription drugs, viagra without a prescription naming him.

I wonder if they will rename Wikipedia if it can no longer by edited by you and me. The work Wiki means an internet file ammendable by readers. See "What is Wiki" at http://www.wiki.org/wiki.cgi?WhatIsWiki.

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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

I'm 'baby bear'

Urban Word of the Day
www.urbandictionary.com

August 01, 2007: baby bear

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=baby+bear&defid=938273

adj. - when something is "just right." Not too hot or too cold, not too
big or too small, etc.

"Are you hungry?"
"Naw man... I'm baby bear."

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Continental Airlines Reservation Page Calendar

When I'm blogging and need a calendar, I just go here:
You can go look at July and August (2007), just scroll down a ways here.


Select Another Month:



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