Monday, August 21, 2006
Baby Powder and Aspirin
At the end of her factory shift, Sally was asked to purchase some supplies.
The machines' conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and the company had run out of aspirin for workers with noise-induced tension headaches.
Sally drove to the nearest store and loaded a shopping cart with four cases of baby powder and several boxes of aspirin.
As the man behind her in the checkout line peered at her purchases, he laughed and exclaimed, "Must be one big headache kid!"
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The machines' conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and the company had run out of aspirin for workers with noise-induced tension headaches.
Sally drove to the nearest store and loaded a shopping cart with four cases of baby powder and several boxes of aspirin.
As the man behind her in the checkout line peered at her purchases, he laughed and exclaimed, "Must be one big headache kid!"
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Got this in an e-mail today, from Joe.
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Howdy James, it's me, Joe Cosity here!
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Another Elderly Couple [Man Is An Idiot] Writing
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn‘t miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her the more agitated he became. He just wouldn‘t let up one minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, "While you‘re in there, you might as well get my hat and credit card."
Got this in an e-mail from a friend. A lady for sure, you can tell by the way it reads and what she thought was funny. And by her comment below.
Subject: Fw: glasses
This is tooooo good. Can any of us identify with this????
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn‘t miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her the more agitated he became. He just wouldn‘t let up one minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, "While you‘re in there, you might as well get my hat and credit card."
Got this in an e-mail from a friend. A lady for sure, you can tell by the way it reads and what she thought was funny. And by her comment below.
Subject: Fw: glasses
This is tooooo good. Can any of us identify with this????
