Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Two blondes were . . .
taking their final exams in college.
It wan an important final exam in Music Appreciation.
If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to attend the big game the following week.
The exam was fill-in-the-blank.
The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________."
First Blonde was stumped. She had no idea what to answer. But she knew she needed to get this one right to be sure she passed.
Making sure the professor wasn't watching, she tapped Second Blonde on the shoulder. "Pssst. What's the answer to the last question?"
Second Blonde laughed. She looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed, then she turned to Bubba. "Girl, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."
"Oh yeah," said First Blonde. "I remember now."
She picked up her No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. She stopped. Tapping her friend's shoulder again, she whispered, "How do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Girl. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
[Courtessy of an e-mail from Bro-in-law, Danny. I changed it from atheletes to blondes.]
It wan an important final exam in Music Appreciation.
If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to attend the big game the following week.
The exam was fill-in-the-blank.
The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________."
First Blonde was stumped. She had no idea what to answer. But she knew she needed to get this one right to be sure she passed.
Making sure the professor wasn't watching, she tapped Second Blonde on the shoulder. "Pssst. What's the answer to the last question?"
Second Blonde laughed. She looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed, then she turned to Bubba. "Girl, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."
"Oh yeah," said First Blonde. "I remember now."
She picked up her No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. She stopped. Tapping her friend's shoulder again, she whispered, "How do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Girl. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
[Courtessy of an e-mail from Bro-in-law, Danny. I changed it from atheletes to blondes.]
