Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Nude Chicks
Got this e-mail today:
Date: Wed 21 Jun 10:43:41 CDT 2006
From: j
Subject: JOKE: Farmer John
To: several of us
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.
But, as time went by, the traffic
slowly built up at an alarming rate.
The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his
chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
and said, "You've got to do something about all
of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
So the next day he had the
county workers
go out and erected a sign that said:
and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers.
The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."
So, again, the sheriff sends out the county
workers and they put up a new sign:
SLOW:
CHILDREN AT PLAY
Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the
sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call.
"How's the problem with those drivers.
Did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been
killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."
He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to
himself, "I'd better go out there and take a
look at that sign... it might be something that
WE could use to slow down drivers..."
and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.
It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:
Go slow and watch out for chicks!!
[Note: I might change this alligator out for a chicken if Blogger will let me update NEW pictures.]
Date: Wed 21 Jun 10:43:41 CDT 2006
From: j
Subject: JOKE: Farmer John
To: several of us
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Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.
But, as time went by, the traffic
slowly built up at an alarming rate.
The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his
chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
.
and said, "You've got to do something about all
of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
.
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
So the next day he had the
county workers
go out and erected a sign that said:
.
SLOW:
SCHOOL CROSSING
.
and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers.
The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."
So, again, the sheriff sends out the county
workers and they put up a new sign:
SLOW:
CHILDREN AT PLAY
.
That really sped them up. So Farmer John called
and called and called every day for three weeks.
Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are
doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign."
He was going to let the Farmer John do just about
anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.
.
Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the
sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call.
"How's the problem with those drivers.
Did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been
killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."
He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to
himself, "I'd better go out there and take a
look at that sign... it might be something that
WE could use to slow down drivers..."
.
and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.
It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:
.
Go slow and watch out for chicks!!
[Note: I might change this alligator out for a chicken if Blogger will let me update NEW pictures.]
