me, old blogs never read, and . . .: Single Black Female

me, old blogs never read, and . . .

I'm a saver, meaning I don't throw things away. I just put stuff in boxes or sacks until I might want it again. That's what this site is all about. Disclaimer: Much here is not my original writing, a lot is humorous email I've been sent. I don't copy any jokes here from magazines or books. Please let me know if you know or are the original author by leaving a comment as such. I will check it out and delete the suspect article or give you credit if I can verify your claim. It's your call.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Single Black Female

Got this e-mail this morning! From a friend, I thought he had gone WHACKY!

Fwd: Single Black Female

Wednesday, November 26, 2008 10:37 PM

From:

"bornagn901@

To: A Bunch

Forwarded Message: Single Black Female

Message contains attachments

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy. I'll be waiting....

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