Sunday, July 30, 2006
Grizzlies or black bears, take your pick. Any other choice here?
A couple were making plans to go vacationing in Yosemite.
The wife expressed her concern about camping because of
bears and said she would feel more comfortable in a motel.
The husband said that he'd like to camp and to calm her
concerns, they would talk to the park ranger to see what the
likelihood of a bear encounter would be.
The ranger told them, "Well, we haven't seen any grizzlies
in this area so far this year, or black bears, for that
matter."
The wife shrieked, "There's TWO types of bears out here? How
can you tell the difference? Which one is more dangerous?"
The ranger replied, "Well, that's easy, see, if the bear
chases you up the tree and it comes up after you, it's a
BLACK bear. If it SHAKES the tree until you fall out, it's a
grizzly."
The motel room was quite nice.
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The wife expressed her concern about camping because of
bears and said she would feel more comfortable in a motel.
The husband said that he'd like to camp and to calm her
concerns, they would talk to the park ranger to see what the
likelihood of a bear encounter would be.
The ranger told them, "Well, we haven't seen any grizzlies
in this area so far this year, or black bears, for that
matter."
The wife shrieked, "There's TWO types of bears out here? How
can you tell the difference? Which one is more dangerous?"
The ranger replied, "Well, that's easy, see, if the bear
chases you up the tree and it comes up after you, it's a
BLACK bear. If it SHAKES the tree until you fall out, it's a
grizzly."
The motel room was quite nice.
Got this one via the following e-mail:
Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:32:59 -0500
From: "Joe Cosity"
To: [his mailing list]
Subject: Clean Joke of the Day
If this was forwarded to you, you can subscribe yourself and
receive clean, Christ honoring humor simply by visiting
http://www.cleanjokeoftheday.com
************************************************************
Howdy James, it's me, Joe Cosity here!
