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Monday, July 10, 2006

Pun With Monks . . . got this e-mail,

Date: Sun 11 Jun 14:46:22 CDT 2006
From: a nice relative in Tennessee
Subject: Pun with Monks on Monday.
To: [bunches of us]

Pun With Monks...

Monks+and+Nuns Nuns Jokes Monks Nuns
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there.

Fortunately, for her, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she's ever had. After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs.

She is met by two brothers, "Hello, I'm Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."

"I'm very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"

Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."

She turns the other brother and says, "Then, you must be...?"

"Yes, I'm the chip monk."

# posted by Jim : 7/10/2006 12:13:00 AM