Friday, June 30, 2006
Rabit math, another e-mail joke
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Howdy James, it's me, Joe Cosity here!
The teacher asked Johnnie, "Johnnie if I gave you two
rabbits and then two more rabbits and then two more rabbits,
how many would you have?"
Johnnie replied, "Seven rabbits, Teacher."
The teacher asked again, "Listen Johnnie, If I gave you two
rabbits, plus two more rabbits, plus two more rabbits...
How many rabbits would you have altogether?"
Johnnie smiled, "That's easy, Teacher, I would have seven."
"Ok Johnnie," the teacher said. "Let's try it a different
way. If I gave you two cans of pop, plus two more cans of
pop, plus two more cans of pop. How many cans of pop would
you have?"
"Six cans." Johnnie said.
"OK," said the teacher. "Now think of that with this
question. If I gave you two rabbits, then two more rabbits,
then two more rabbits how many would you have?"
"Seven, Teacher." Johnnie said.
"Why seven?" the teacher asked, exasperated.
Johnnie replied, "Because I already have one rabbit at home!"
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Howdy James, it's me, Joe Cosity here!
The teacher asked Johnnie, "Johnnie if I gave you two
rabbits and then two more rabbits and then two more rabbits,
how many would you have?"
Johnnie replied, "Seven rabbits, Teacher."
The teacher asked again, "Listen Johnnie, If I gave you two
rabbits, plus two more rabbits, plus two more rabbits...
How many rabbits would you have altogether?"
Johnnie smiled, "That's easy, Teacher, I would have seven."
"Ok Johnnie," the teacher said. "Let's try it a different
way. If I gave you two cans of pop, plus two more cans of
pop, plus two more cans of pop. How many cans of pop would
you have?"
"Six cans." Johnnie said.
"OK," said the teacher. "Now think of that with this
question. If I gave you two rabbits, then two more rabbits,
then two more rabbits how many would you have?"
"Seven, Teacher." Johnnie said.
"Why seven?" the teacher asked, exasperated.
Johnnie replied, "Because I already have one rabbit at home!"
