Another Blonde Story

It's been a long time since someone sent me something decent enough to post here. Bro-in-law from Tennessee sent me this one.
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been a year"!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me.

Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.
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Date: Tue 3 Oct 20:55:44 CDT 2006
From: Bro-in-law from Tennessee
Subject: funny one
To: Us

In case you haven't heard this one, it is ...
a funny one ...