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One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears.

"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"

"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what
about the other?"

"They called back!"

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Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:31:15 -0500
From: "Joe Cosity"
To: [his mailing list]
Subject: Clean Joke of the Day

Howdy Jim, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

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